No. 1: “CRITICAL MASS”
(The time for all plays is long ago, the place suburban Arvada, the locale the kitchen table that at meal time could accommodate an army of pre-pubescent smart-asses).
Pre-Scary Man, 10
DAN (hangs up phone): Nope. Woman.
KEVIN (perusing phone book): Try this: 422-6452… Larry Loomis.
DAN (dials number, lowers voice): Yes, is this Mr. Loomis? Larry Loomis?
VOICEOVER: It is.
DAN: Yes, Mr. Loomis, this is the city sewer company …
VOICEOVER: The what?
DAN: Yes, that’s right, the city sewer company … Mr. Loomis, we’ve been monitoring our levels and gauges here at the plant, and it appears that we have reached something of a critical mass…Read full story